Crayon Factory

On our way from NYC to Charlottesville we decided to stop by the Crayola Crayon factory in Easton Pennsylvania. After passing on the factories parking garage we found a suitable lot to leave our wheels. On our way out of the lot a rather curmudgeonly old woman informed us that parking was 4 dollars. We though we could do better, and decided to move the car. The woman left us with the parting words, “good luck finding something cheaper.” We then proceeded to drive roughly 30 yards and parked on the side of the road for free. Apparently this was our lucky day. The factory itself was also a disappointment. On arrival we found that admission was 10 dollars and we didn’t even get to see the factory. It’s actually more of a museum/play area for tiny tots. So, Eric being the quick thinker that he is, decided to explain the situation to the Crayola staff. He explained to them that we are touring the country and making video clips for a video to send to Brazilian orphans. Keep in mind that ALL of this is true. Apparently, however, the ‘factory’ manager has a heart as dark as a ‘midnight blue’ crayon; she gave us some song and dance about how we needed prior notification and blah blah blah. I mean COME ON. We’re talking about Brazilian orphans here. What is she? A frickin’ robot? Luckily, the world’s largest crayon was located next door at the gift store. I already know what you’re thinking and the answer is blue. Oh, it should also be noted that next to the crayola factory is the Pez Museum, which was, if possible, more lame than its neighbor.



Crayola Colors



Crayon Scuplture